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Alabama Hotpocket

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
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Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour
Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.
by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017
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seatle hotpocket

when you are super pissed at someone and you take a duumo in their pillow case and they sleep on it without knowing
by anal schwartz February 9, 2004
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Mississippi hotpocket

A Mississippi HotPocket is the act of getting your balls and beating them with a stool then pouring hotpocket sauce on them
Mississippi Hotpocket victim: my Wife gave me a Mississippi HotPocket

Friend: Ow man sorry bout that
by A Man With A Banana July 1, 2011
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Rainbow Hotpocket

The Rainbow Hotpocket is a novelty sexual intercourse activity. The male eats an extra hot curry, prior to consuming a valium. Once the curry has been digested and the valium has taken effect, one proceeds to climb a ladder naked, strategically placed next to a bed, on which a female lies also nude. With an erection, the male launches from the ladder and takes a shit (preferably very runny) without the females consent (and hopefully without realising) in mid air. On arrival, the male enters the female (velocity varies on weight to gravity math). In a brisk, but controlled motion, the male flips the female into a straddling/cowgirl position. If all goes as planned, the horrible running shit that exited the male at the top of the ladder will land on the females back. Once the female realises what has just occurred, she will leap off the male in disgust (maybe). At that point, it is imperative that the male shouts at the top of his voice in a celebratory manor the phrase, 'cunty bollocks trouble amongst!' Before the female has a chance to confront the male of his recent action, the male grabs the ladder and smacks the female in the face with it.
Man you should have seen the other night, I totally gave this bitch a rainbow hotpocket! I'll give you back your ladder soon bro.
by Mr flappy February 24, 2011
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Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”
by cwbyz April 12, 2023
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Burnt hotpocket

the action of shitting in someone else's asshole and lighting the shit on fire
"bro my ass hurts" "what happened bro" "my mom made a burnt hotpocket out of me" "duck dude that shit crazy"
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