hormonology

noun. the study of the reaction that occurs when teenagers, especially the female of the species, are placed in proximity with the opposite gender

In addition to my studies at college I have been learning much of hormonology through empirical observation of specimens on campus.

by Niknetz February 24, 2007

hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.

"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."

by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007

hormone card

Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.

Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.

"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"

by xokbok October 19, 2015

joseph horton

Who i am rn

Im Joseph horton. People lime this are sweat and loves cuddles but also love sex and they double!

Girl 1: have you seen Joseph horton. He is the sweat and he loves cuddles.

Girl 2: ikr I would love to date him

by Josephofthe12yearolds April 18, 2021

hormones

female hormones make them have mood swings...they can be all happy and then be moody as hell in a minute.
male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.

by miss chloe August 20, 2003

Horton

Horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.

Boy1: look at that guy he's not even hung and its bigger than mine.
Boy2: yeah he's a Horton .

by hortino4 January 24, 2008

hormone imbalance

an unexplainable phenomenon that robs one of the proteins a body needs to be healthy.

Steve: I've said more than I wanted to say, and all that I am going to say, about this hormone imbalance.

by nudgeee January 6, 2009