Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019

Hoescursion

A night out or shenanigans that may involve being a hoe or doing hoe activities.

C'mon bitches were goin' on a hoescursion!

by Taphophillia November 9, 2017

hoecake

Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.

Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."

by HolyCupcakes;; December 19, 2008

HoeCard

Card that can be used to on a female to make them your Hoe

Ex: of HoeCard John pulls a hoe card on Sally now she is his hoe

by Bestduoese July 12, 2014

hoecunt

Similar to the definition of 'cunt' although used more in a friendly banter.

'hoecunt' refering to the genitals of a prostitute.

sam: you are such a hoecunt
scott: hey i made the word up!
guy: *giggles*

by Guysam October 29, 2007

hoeck

when your penis becomes erect. pretty much when you get a boner.

"Oh, I got such a hoeck!"

by rampage! June 24, 2008

hoecatcher

penitentary slang for "your face".

"Just don't hit me in my hoecatcher. Thas how I gets the ladies."

by inkblottadaughta February 9, 2010