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Haughwa.

n. {hôwa}

Used in explaining something that is sucking. A really bad situation or bad moment. Can also be used to explain a stupid person.

Indigenous to the redneck of southern Oklahoma, it was past on and widely used by the hippies of Kansas State University. It can now be heard echoing on both coasts and three continents.
That fucking ham dip is Haughwa. Did you see the game? Haughwa!
by Jim E. Williams April 22, 2006
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Hough Scale

Hough Scale (Huff) is commonly used to rate women by personality and looks. The scale rating is rated by numbers from 1 to 10, one being the lowest and ten being the highest.

The scale has been approved by several men for its harshness on women. Also achieving the number ten is quite difficult because by all means you need to be "perfect".
Bob: "That bitch I fucked last night... was definitely a high 7!" Dan: "Give me a break Bob, that bitch was definitely a 3! She looked like fucking Brian Urlacher for the Bears!"

Alex: "Damn... she definitely a 8." Kyle: "I would say 9 man..." Alex: "Naw, her legs are little fat plus her tits aren't that big."

Kyle: "So... Hough you want to go in there and rate all the women at this party?" Hough: " Dude all these bitches are lower than 6."

John-Mark: "Dude, the Hough Scale has helped me out so much."

Lee: "So what would be my girl on the Hough scale?"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: "Yeah"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: " Yeah..."
Hough: "Ok!" "Well, I think she's a 4, I think she's white trash, she pisses in the guys sink, takes a shit next to us in the guys bathroom, and uses our showers."
Everyone: "Oh shit..."
Lee: " Ok...."
by Delta House May 8, 2008
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james hough

A James Hough is generally a nice guy who just wants to be loved James Hough are so good looking kind and caring and If you ever have the oppertunity to know a James Hough dont get on his bad side cause It is hard to get back onto the good
"Oh he is definetly a James Hough "
by Jeffery wonka December 26, 2018
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haughty hottie

1. a girl who is like super preppy and smart tends to be smarter than everyone else
2. on the other hand, she is also like super hot and like the ideal girl because she is awesome ~ much like a carly but not as awesome, nonetheless close

also known as a "hayley"
a hayley is more of a 2 than a 1, though
of course
mike: hey that grrl is such a hottie
dude: ya 'mon, i know but she is so outta your league because she is so haughty
mike: i know, that's what i said, she's a hottie
dude: no 'mon --- she's a haughty hottie
mike: oooo, she's still hot
by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005
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Mark Haugh

A wannabe sophisticated, wannabe intellectual former heroin junkie turned bald old man from Ballyfermot Dublin. He is well known for his affinity for Thai hookers and ladyboys and typically threatens those who speak against him with IRA hit squads that do not exist.
Geez, that Mark Haugh fellow from Ballyfermot sure loves his Thai ladyboys!
by MerseysideParadise June 30, 2023
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Lewis houghton

This type of person has a 1 inch wonder and 100% will steal you hamster with his non existent personality and humour.
Wow you can tell gurtrude is a Lewis Houghton
by DatboiKFCweewee December 5, 2019
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Julliane hough

sexy girl, hot girl like every guy wants to go out with but is dating a guy 14 years older than her ... cute couple still
my age . is ryan seacrest - julliane hough .. cute couple still
by swaghugger November 22, 2011
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