A cop who is totally insane and hell-bent on arresting teens for drinking and breaking up parties, most likely because of a lack of exposure to vagina and real police work. If there was a party nearby, Herder's will often hide in bushes awaiting their prey, then ambush any teen with a backpack or open beer, yelling some nonsense police code or "OH SHIT! ITS THE COPS!".
Guy 1: What happened to you guy's last night?
Guy 2: Fuckin cops busted the party so we were gonna take the trail but i guess Herder was campin out waiting for us so we got a fine and Matt got taken to the tank.
Guy 2: Fuckin cops busted the party so we were gonna take the trail but i guess Herder was campin out waiting for us so we got a fine and Matt got taken to the tank.
by Mavis Dorton January 19, 2010
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1. n. One who is intolerant of ideas that challenge political, social, or moral norms.
2. n. Someone who promotes a way of life that aggravates hippies.
2. n. Someone who promotes a way of life that aggravates hippies.
Fans of "Star Trek" may recall the episode in which Captain Kirk was called a 'Herbert' by the "Space Hippies", much to his chagrin. Most believe this episode marks the point at which the series Jumped the Shark.
Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.
Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.
Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.
Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.
by A.D.H. August 27, 2008
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They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.
They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.
by David P. [myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx] March 19, 2008
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Get the herder mug.A male, working-class, youth generally associated with the punk/ska/oi music scene. Unlike punkers, rude boys and skins the herbert has a unkempt appearance and longer hair almost like a hippy.
by Frank_Richo December 14, 2010
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