Herp

N. An action so undeniably awesome that one has no other words to describe it. Often used right after or in process of performing said action. Often an epic win.

V. An incredibly epic action, the act of achieving greatness.

N.
1: Oh my god, did you see him backflip off of that truck and use his chainsaw to kill those ninjas?

2: Yeah, man. What a herp!

V.

I herped so hard she couldn't walk for two weeks!

V.

1: You think you could herp that?

2: Definitely, dude. Just give me the peanut butter.

by RadioactivePuppy October 26, 2010

herped

someone who is too damn sick with herpes or some form of STD that you dont even want to touch!

Damn, did you see that girl's herped up lip.

by Marvin Aceves February 22, 2005

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

Herp

(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps

"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".

by nutte March 8, 2013

Herpes

A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!

by McChopper December 19, 2008

herpes

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

by newt January 3, 2004

herpes

the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki

i slept with nikki and now i have herpes

by skank master jasper December 28, 2005