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Smurf Herder

Men that prefer petite women for relationship and general company.
Damn Ryan sure likes his little women. Guy is such a smurf herder
by Bighiller July 20, 2010
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Hurdle

a plastic bar propped up on metal poles that serves no purpose but to fuck you up while you run. These impediments are only involved in races run by hurdlers. These things are usually just slammed into the track out of sheer hate.
I was running and out of no where this hurdle popped up and I promptly smashed it into the ground.
by Jason Brody December 6, 2003
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Nerf-Herder

some body who herds nerf, the space equivalent of space cows! dirty horrid job.
by Reko Star November 27, 2003
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Herpler

A slang term for a red headed postal worker in the western Pennsylvania area.
Yo that Herpler down at the post office just cheated me on my stamps!
by Michael Guss March 2, 2008
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cock herder

A manwhore who has an insatiable appetite for the male genetalia. A man who herds cock through man on man sexual conquests.
After many trials and tribulations Troy became a master cock herder
by Bling Bling July 1, 2003
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Queef Herder

A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.
His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.
by Stallonin April 8, 2009
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one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness
George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners
by ishigatori November 25, 2004
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