Hentai Lolicon Overlord

A prestigious title given only to those who have devoted their lives so willingly and purposely to Japanese Hentai and the use of Lolis in their daily lives that the world of sex has become a mere point in his hand.

His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.

Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.

<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!

Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!

by HowTragic January 23, 2011

watashi wa hentai desu

means 'i am a pervert' in japanese

say it to any non-japanese speaking person. it's a lovely excuse at times. 'i did it because watashi wa hentai desu.'

by Aurore April 30, 2006

Hentai

1. Japanese for "pervert."
2. Anime porn. Nice thing about it is that there's less laws of physics to worry about.

by dj gs68 June 26, 2003

hentai

Japanese for "pervert." Literally "strange desires." In American usage it more often refers to Japanese porn, especially in cartoons.
(The plural of "hentai" is just "hentai," not "hentais.")

1. All of the hentai on the bus were looking at my boobs.
2. Hide the hentai! Mom's coming!

by Chem December 9, 2003

tim henman

"unexpected semi" or mild erection. derived from Tim Henman's mediocre skills somehow allowing him to reach the semi-finals of tournaments, albeit unexpectedly.

So I'm sitting in church and all of a sudden, I get tim henman.

by Johnsack January 6, 2008

Hentai Protagonist Haircut

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.

Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019

tentacle hentai

A form of anime or manga, part of the hentai genre, where some kind of strange alien creature shoves its tentacles up a girl's vagina.

Save the schoolgirls! Use tentacle free products!
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)

by hai_bai November 8, 2010