The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything

When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.

by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009