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by anonymous November 9, 2021
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God Damn, Look at that heffer in that smart car over there
by Bigdickvincent March 12, 2022
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Heffer

"Hi heffer"

"Sup bitch"
by Woopy Toast (Leafs Best Son) October 12, 2021
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That heffer stank as hell
by anonymous August 27, 2021
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Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025
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Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
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Heffer Huff

When a big girl runs outta air due to excitement.
She heffer huffed while chasing down the ice cream man.
by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024
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