Hector

undocumented sticky mexican with no self control, and no filter.

Trump doesn't like hectors because they are not orange or white. Hectors are the color of shit and it matches their smell.

by mags444666 October 13, 2020

Hector

An adult male who does not know anything.

Hector has no brain.

by Haley393 July 10, 2020

Hector

A dirty burrito boy

You smell that burrito over there? Who is it hector?

by Hectorgarza November 11, 2019

Hector

A real shithead, if you ask me. Hector is the type of guy who’d rather sit on a dick and get a cake to his face instead of eating a dick and sit on a cake. Fuck this guy.

Yo, you see that guy over there? He reminds of me of Hector, sitting on that dick LMAO!

by BigPipiKing September 24, 2019

Hector

A Hector is any extremely hirsute person, typically of very swarthy skin tone. Hectors are commonly found in tropical areas, but are quite far-ranging. In more temperate areas with lesser amounts of sunshine, Hectors are known to absorb available sunlight, lessening the amounts available to others. This absorption of sunlight often causes them to sweat profusely, sometimes resulting in an unpleasant odour. See Hector smells.

Will somebody please get that nasty Hector off the beach, he's frightening the tourists.

by Bulbous September 16, 2005

Hector

Stop painting me, a hector as a giga chad, I’m a fat fuck who cries all day, and last I checked, that’s not a giga chad

I’m hector, not a giga chad

by Hector_833 July 11, 2021

Hector

A Male In Middle School That Is Gay.
This Claim Was Backed Up By Edvidence

Hey, look it is Hector!
Hector is so cool!

by Definitely Real Definition October 5, 2020