by Goder555 September 14, 2018
Get the headphone earmug. An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.
by TruthWithinLies April 17, 2010
Get the Headphone Blastingmug. When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
by Horhay the IV March 11, 2011
Get the Chocolate Headphonesmug. When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.
me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary
by LVNUTZ July 12, 2010
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Get the cutting headphonesmug. by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
Get the headphone samuraimug. A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.
A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip
B: lol. rip
by BobTucker567 February 7, 2018
Get the Headphones Songmug.