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Having a mare

Having a nightmare. Being in a bad/awkward situation.
"I got fired in work then crashed into the back of someone when I was driving home. I've just been having a mare"
by supernovabelterchild July 10, 2009
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not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.
Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.
by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2005
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Haslingden High School

A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.
Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...
by RobbyW June 30, 2009
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Hastings

Hastings is a town in East Sussex. Full of crack heads and sesh head teenagers that are all on bar watch. Home of the crazy sock lady.
Person 1: where you going mush?
Person 2: Just down to Hastings for a couple drinks

Person 1: Fuck that your probably get attacked by the chavs outside maccies and the underage girls in crowleys will defo try and suck you off for coke.
by Percy Firmer December 24, 2019
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having a bat

To engage in the act of masturbation. Can also be known as 'whacking it'
person 1: "ey why u watching that porno for"
person 2: " im thinking of having a bat.
by Markwick October 6, 2009
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Having a weekend

When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.

This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009
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Are we having fun yet?

"Are we having fun yet?" is the most famous quote by bizarre, non-sequitur-spouting comic strip character Zippy the Pinhead.
It was coined in 1979 by cartoonist Bill Griffith as one of the typically strange comments by Zippy, and caught on with the general public.
Guy to co-worker at boring job: "Hey Gus, how's it going?"
The reply, accompanied by eye-rolling and sarcastic tone: "Are we having fun yet?"
by Deacon Pan Demonium January 17, 2008
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