Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Hark?

When your stupid mother wants you to stop spitting curse words and diarrhea and to respond with hark

Dumbass: Yah shut up and eat you broccoli
You: Hark?
Dumbass: Eat you broccoli already!

by TheWordie September 30, 2020