hard for that

: (1) a phrase used to describe an individual's carefree typically cold-blooded disposition to events or actions with major, usually negative consequences

Jennifer: Hey, Tony I think it it time we broke up.

Tony: Word. Your sister single?
Christopher: You hard for that b.

Judge: The jury states you are guilty of all crimes charged.
Defendant: Oh we out.

Judge: You hard for that.

by topofthefoodchain November 13, 2014

Hard

When A guy's penis get's stiff and long

Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!

by SlopNChop December 5, 2017

Hard

slang for crack cocaine

Got hard? (as asked to dealers on the street)

by Bridget January 28, 2004

Hard-on

when the cock sticks out, causing a bulge in the front of a mans jeans. best way to get rid of it is wanking. very embarassng in public. happens often to teenage boys when they see a chic. the erection of the penis. it gets larger, hard, and sticks out.

OMG! i've got a massive hard-on.
everyone saw jay's hard-on in gym yesterday.

by Super hard cock 99 November 28, 2006

hard-on

an erected penis (boner, stiffy, chubby)

When she comes over to me, i get a hard on and it dont stop till tomorrow one of these days im gonna cum, IN MAH PANTS

by KawaiiAnime November 22, 2003

Hard

1. Toughened by life on the streets
2. Immune to bullshit
3. Badass
4. see Jakebabe

1. That G be so hard, this one time he walked into a club and killed some hoe's baby.

by Like Fire February 11, 2009

hard-on

An erect penis

Tied naked to the bed, the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on the captive, Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his gargantuan hard-on.

by barefeet98 March 31, 2009