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Hangshakes

The autocorrected form of handshakes. A session of shaking for 10 hours, as of ones who only do so for 1 hour is a coward.
Sorry ms, gimme a few minutes I need to finish up my hangshakes.
by Bro the Chicken January 6, 2019
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hangstipated

When you are hungry and angry but also constipated. A complex feeling that is rare, but none the less very irritating as you know you should not eat do to being blocked up but your excessive hunger is making you angry. Which causes those around you to tell you to eat a Snickers, because you are not you when you are hungry.
Bro1: yo bro how you feeling?
Bro2: Nunya bro!
Bro1: bro eat a Snickers!
Bro2: Bro I am hangstipated! That won't help me!
by Sebastian XIV April 15, 2020
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Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.
Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!
by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020
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hanastaziah

Hanastaziah short for Hannah is a beautiful queen who gives no shit. Don’t fuck with her because the girl is fierce. She’s very nice, pretty and smart af. Dresses well and LOVES sneakers.
by Muahhh May 12, 2020
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Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this
Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.
by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023
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American Handstand

When a girl does a handstand and her boyfriend holds her legs and eats her viginia
Steve I want you to help me do an American handstand
by Circus clown town January 21, 2016
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eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face
Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.
by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021
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