ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

Hakeem Olajuwon

One of the greatest Houston Rocket NBA Players.

Hakeem Olajuwon is "steady".

by KJ2006 April 20, 2006

halee

this girl acts like she’s drunk 24/7, but like, the fun drunk, who’s excited about everything. usually really happy. she loved her best friends and tries to fix everything. she’s mature but knows how to party. she’ll make her own catch phrases and they’re so dumb you just go with them.

me: i saw halee today she has to be on crack

friend: first of all becky it’s 10am, second no that’s just how she is, you love it tho!!

by Hellokatthy August 19, 2018

haneem

A person who is independent, very cheerful & love to talk in front of others. People adore her so much due to her intelligence and skills that she has. Haneem does not like people who seek for cheap attention, so she will smirk and pretend like she does not know this kind of person

Look at her ! She’s haneem .

by Poetry April 22, 2018

One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

by Nate_G October 13, 2020

handegg

slang term for american football

p1: "bro did you watch the super bowl yesterday?"
p2: "dude i don't watch handegg"

by ih8footy June 16, 2023

red handed

adj. Derived from the term "bloody-hand", which was one of four kinds of offences in the king's forest, by which the offender is supposed to have killed a deer. In Scotland, in such like crimes they say "Taken in the fact, or with the red hand".
- Thomas Blount's Law Dictionary and Glossary, 1717

In modern times, this term refers to catching someone in the act of doing something they aren't supposed to do.

Hah! I knew it was you stealing the cookies. I caught you red handed!

by Markus Melarkus September 29, 2005