The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

by KuJo December 12, 2004

max hamburger

A stuckup, uncoordinated, "cute dog" owner, waste of space, jv golfer, arrogant piece of dirty sanchez who has a man in the doat and no dingus

1. Max Hamburger is a uncoordinated sillybitch

2. Max Hamburger is a jv golfer

by yours truley May 2, 2004

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

by princevitae September 15, 2003

Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Hamburger Clown

A nickname for hamburger connoisseur/fast-food industry spokesman/former U.S. President Donald J. Trump referencing his love of hamburgers, or occasionally "hamberders".

An overflow crowd cheered at former President Donald Trump's rally yesterday when the Hamburger Clown himself walked out to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."

by goesto11 July 5, 2021

Rectal Hamburger

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008

HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003