Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
by Creepox May 19, 2019
Get the half full or half emptymug. by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023
Get the half man half birdmug. Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.
by LiveXP April 22, 2024
Get the Half & Halfmug. 1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
by Thomas A. August 5, 2017
Get the alabama half&halfmug. Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
Get the half and half passmug. “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022
Get the “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”mug. A straight man who acts unintrested in girls when they test him to see if he actually has intention behind him talking to her.
by TheKoolAidManHasHIV March 20, 2022
Get the Half half gaymug.