Gumping

The act of two men bumping or rubbing their exposed or bare gut and or belly.

Guy and Jeromy were caught gumping in the closet after their seven minutes of heaven had long expired.

by Leche Mas June 6, 2011

Gumping it up

To be continuously successful in life but always fall victim to dating or falling in love with the most tragic downtrodden unsuccesful polar opposite people imaginable and be perfectly fine with it.

Julie just got her masters and bought a new house and car....why is she Gumping it up with that loser Greg who works part time at KFC and lives with his parents?

by TWORL May 20, 2012

straight gumpin' it

One's ability to run with great amounts of speed. Usually in order to reach a destination or escape a pursuer.

"I was trying to catch Dave, but he was straight gumpin' it!"

by Stealthfox December 8, 2007

Forrest Gumping

While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.

-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.

-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.

by douchewalker December 9, 2013

Dad-gummit

To be bothered, aggitated, annoyed, or any other "I just shit my pants" attitude.

Dad-gummit I just cleaned that damn shirt!

Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!

Dad-gummit!

by getcates July 11, 2012

Grumpity

Another word for Grumpy used to describe a person's foul mood.

Girl: Hello!
Boy: ...
Girl: Man, you're so grumpity.
Boy: ...

by Ellie_Fant December 5, 2007

gumpish

adj. 1. considered to be excessive about walking, running or jogging. 2. preferring bipedal locomotion for environmentally conscious reasons. 3. pertaining to walking or running aimlessly with no particular motivation in mind, or simply for emotional release.

That gumpish dude took a 16.4 mile walk to the beach the other day!

by George Cotsonas April 23, 2008