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What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.
by Professor Sauce November 9, 2018
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too much guac in the burrito

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.
by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007
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cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 20, 2009
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Papi Guac

1. A man of Hispanic decent who makes delicious guacamole.

2. A Hispanic DILF

3. A "badass" who steals items under $3.00 from a store, collects and mods lighters, and show's off half-baked tricks on their penny board.
1. "Wow! This guac is fine af, whose the Papi Guac who made this?!"

2. "Oooh, Papi Guac lookin' spicy!"

3. "Yo, I'm Papi Guac, I repost dank memes on Instagram lol. Wanna see my modded lighter?"
by Papi Queso July 24, 2016
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gucci guac

A high fashion response to when a situation is lit.
Michelle: I'm gonna go use the bathroom. It's gonna be lit!
Mike: That's Gucci Guac, Michelle!
by umbrellaface January 22, 2016
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Guac

Guac an issue or trouble
I knew that should’ve studied earlier now I’m gonna have extra guac
by Guac man March 20, 2019
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Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!
by DJ CEL May 9, 2019
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