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Grunion

Usually a fat male, resembling a greasy onion.

Characteristics of a grunion:
- always sweaty
- red in the face
- unpleasant to the touch
- lacks self awareness
Guy 1: Conor you're such a fucking grunion

Guy 2: Nah m8

Guy 1: Lose some weight before you hug me, man
by grunnery4eva January 25, 2014
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Grunion

A Grunion can be phrased to mean both an individual or the specific are of an indivual usually classified as being the unit of space between the fudge-cunt and cunt or if applied to a male between the fudge-cunt and sack.
Have you washed your grunion today?
by Grumpet June 12, 2009
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Don't forget to the grunions and bacon bits on my baked potato!
by goldmund September 28, 2012
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graunIad

The nickname for the UK Guardian. graunIad is so called for its subtle Apple advertising via the tech section.

With Steve Jobs having a reputation for fantastic fudge brownies it is rumoured that some staff have now passed a colossal 30 stone in weight.

The graunIad is such a collosal read that a cannon is now used to get print copy over the cupertino garden walls.
graunIad, graunIad, read all about cupertino.
by Microchops November 23, 2011
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Grauniad

Nickname for a radical left-winged newspaper in the U.K called: 'The Guardian'. The nickname originates from the genius' behind the organisation spelling their domain name as www.grauniad.co.uk. (no joke), and also because of the notorious typos that went unedited and scattered throughout the paper.

The paper is considered by centrists and right of centre folk to be nothing but socialist propaganda in which any right of centre viewpoints are routinely censored by those in charge.
the bleeding heart liberal reads nothing but the Grauniad
by Kool_Cat November 14, 2010
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Grunion

Ok I don't know what all these other definitions are about, but a true grunion is a half-erect penis.
Bob has erectile dysfunction, whenever he doesn't take his medication he gets a grunion.
by Paul Grunion September 2, 2007
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Grunja Nunja

yeah it's them dirty grunger skaters that always jam at bexleyheath half pipe.
look at them grunja nunjas
*tall ginger kid and korean kid walk past*
by Lhiane May 15, 2008
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