A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013
Get the Gronkmug. I love Gronk with all my heart
by Mrs.Gronkowski November 13, 2013
Get the Gronkmug. by HOSSAM August 22, 2003
Get the Gronkmug. someone who thinks they are better than they actually are and act like kingshit and usually bad looking
Guy 1(Matt Dowley): So whats up, wanna get naughty? ;)
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..
by OMGALECBERNII ^-^ December 12, 2010
Get the Gronkmug. A bumbling, clumsy, incompetant or otherwise ungraceful person; Someone with little grace or couth. An oaf. See also: a Lindsay
by mrnixxin July 18, 2009
Get the Gronkmug. A Gronk is likely (but not limited to) a person from Geelong, often attending schools of higher-socioeconomic status. An extremely unpleasant person or unwanted guest. Often argues his misguided viewpoints that have no ground in reality. Can be a sometimes still be a nice person, however.
by Jocco_69_420_blaze it May 22, 2019
Get the Gronkmug. by Browniehatch December 3, 2019
Get the Gronkmug.