A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 08, 2013
I love Gronk with all my heart
by Mrs.Gronkowski November 14, 2013
by HOSSAM August 23, 2003
someone who thinks they are better than they actually are and act like kingshit and usually bad looking
Guy 1(Matt Dowley): So whats up, wanna get naughty? ;)
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..
by OMGALECBERNII ^-^ December 11, 2010
A bumbling, clumsy, incompetant or otherwise ungraceful person; Someone with little grace or couth. An oaf. See also: a Lindsay
by mrnixxin July 19, 2009
by Browniehatch December 03, 2019
A Gronk is likely (but not limited to) a person from Geelong, often attending schools of higher-socioeconomic status. An extremely unpleasant person or unwanted guest. Often argues his misguided viewpoints that have no ground in reality. Can be a sometimes still be a nice person, however.
by Jocco_69_420_blaze it May 23, 2019