grenade launcher

The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.

by jinful February 26, 2010

Grenyarnia

A country in Europe only rich people know about. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has a Summer home there.

"I'm staying at a country only rich people know about, it's called Grenyarnia."

by bke_dawg January 26, 2010

Crimson Grenade

The act of removing one's tampon and throwing it at or near a victim.

"Dude, Jenny pulled out her tampon and threw a crimson grenade in the middle of her fight with Becky!"

by Sherlock Holmeslice July 29, 2015

grenade break up

An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.

After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.

Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"

Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"

Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"

Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"

Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"

by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010

greman

A common misspelling of the word "German", especially on Chicago Bears messageboards.

Was it over when the Gremans bombed Pearl Harbor?

by Phillip aka gfe October 18, 2006

hippie grenade

A pot seed in the joint that blows it up like a cigarette load. Rumored to cause sterillity in males.

POP! Awww shit, man who rolled the hippie grenade?!

by Penith Pumpah March 1, 2007

dutch hand grenade

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.

Also known as cupping.

by TLO Smudge May 11, 2004