Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

grapefruit head

a large round head, resembles a grapefruit

O look at that foo's big ass grapefruit head

by John Scarborough January 14, 2007

greasy grapefruit

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

by burning swan figs March 31, 2010

Grapefruit technique

A South African invention mainly maid for woman that want to fuck their husbands using their mouth wild isn’t it

I gotta a #Grapefruit technique last night from my women and she was going on it hard

by Ahmad ramadi May 19, 2019

Grapefruit Method

The Grapefruit Method is giving blowjob using a grape a fruit, and losing weight in the process. popularised by Mrs Angel

Girl L tried the grapefruit method on him last night and he loved it!

by Namestypicalmeaning February 18, 2021

Grapefruit Cycle

The act of putting a grapefruit in the vaginal area of a woman and seeing if it comes out of the rectum

Guy 1 : Dude, I totally put the grapefruit cycle on my gf

Guy 2 : The what?

by Your pseudonym#2 October 5, 2019

folded grapefruit

Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina

I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.

by Mikeli T Mueller June 20, 2006