Gym gooner

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight

But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids
Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain

Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon
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Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off
Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts
by suckrforme May 28, 2024
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Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline
Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''
by mreow :3 March 23, 2024
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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 27, 2023
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garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
by Schizophrenic Urban June 07, 2024
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Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
by GamerTaxFraud March 08, 2024
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Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
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