Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
by DEW ETT December 15, 2017
"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
by Sunday Knight June 12, 2010
A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.
Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...
Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!
(Door Opens)
Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!
Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!
(Door Opens)
Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!
by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009
by Flatblok71 February 17, 2020
Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.
by puff donkey November 18, 2009
A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.
And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
by meandmybrightideas September 17, 2006
Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.
by fannymcslap January 25, 2012