trailer park goatee

It's a goatee in which the beard and porn stache don't connect.

That guy looks like a loser with his trailer park goatee and his el Camino.

by NCJT May 19, 2016

pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

pull a Goatee

Finding a sexual innuendo in everything

I'm coming.
That's what she said.
Did you just pull a Goatee on me?

by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

black goalie

A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.

Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex

by dorky minter March 20, 2017

Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003