glolf

the act of receiving a blow job while playing mario golf.

hey I totally got a glolfed from susie last night.

by ashtono7 October 16, 2009

glarfat

|glärfat|

noun

a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)

ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman

No matter how many layers I wear, I always feel cold without my glarfat.

Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!

by sageandabby January 20, 2012

glorb narg

The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs

"Did you see the Glorb Narg?" asked Sara
"No, then it would be too late" replied Michael

by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019

Glorbus

A very wise superior being

The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.

by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

Gloria

Just amazing and loving person.
She would give you her last.

Gloria is an example of independence and wit.

by Gee Momma November 23, 2021

Gloria

She's the most gorgeous, kind and cheerful women you could ever find. She's loyal to her friends and family. But once you provoke her be ready to face the consequences. She's a person who keeps the happiest smile even she is breaking inside. Never leave her coz it's impossible to find another person like her.

Gloria is gorgeous

by Huurrr December 2, 2021

Glord

The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner

Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"

by selfhealer February 9, 2010