shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

Golden Globe

When you mold your poop into a ball to make it like a globe. You then pee on it and throw it at a person.

If Alex comes in the room I swear i will golden globe him.

by whiteshadow117 November 23, 2010

Global Village

Global Village is seeing the world as a single community. The world is connected through the use of technology such as the internet. Examles include skype, facebook and Myspace, Twitter and also dating web sites such as RSVP.
This allows us to keep contact with people overseas quick and efficiently. IT also brings all social and political functions together quickly.
This can be studies as an elective for the HSC ( NSW, Australia ) and it suck.

Texts that can be used for the Global Village can be The man with five children and the Movie called 'the trueman show'

Guy one: i meet this hot chick

Guy two: yea how
Guy one: on the net.
Guy two: well thats a global village for you

by Breaka049 June 6, 2009

Global HEAWW day

Global HEAWW day is celebrated January 15 in honor of the verification of the word "HEAWW."

"Hey, do you want to go out for a few drinks tomorrow?"

"Sorry, I'm celebrating global HEAWW day tomorrow. Maybe next time!" HEAWW

by boostle January 15, 2017

globerino

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

Global Defense Initiative

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015