Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Glazed donut

Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩

I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut

by Glazed boy December 27, 2023

Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head

Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night

by skinnybutpacking April 6, 2021

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022