Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 20, 2019

Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

by *prrr* July 08, 2020

Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

by Me.see April 19, 2018

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

glad good

Biggest girlband in the world,composed by four italian members: Jade,Sophia,Sonia and Giada.
They won the x-factor 2023 and started their career under the syco label.
They performed at the Grammys,the Vmas,the Emas and at the Coachella.
Right now they’re the girlband who sold most album copies.

Glad Good music is very good

by jvjfjrifigib November 12, 2021

glad-vaging

Using your vagina for ulterior motives.

She’s been running around town glad-vaging looking for a relationship.

by Back Scratch Fever June 21, 2023