Gasification

Someone who is extremely lactose intolerant and proceeds to formulate disgusting amounts of sulphuric gas.

Shorty: Yo gimme that carton it lookin amazing today

Husband: Please don’t shorty, gasification is going to happen you stinky bitch!

by Word Wizzard Man December 20, 2021

Guntification

The metamorphosis-like process in which a woman accumulates fat cell storage in her FUPA and gut to create a gunt. This is often done as an assertion of dominance, although it also has other uses, such as creating gunt cheese, gunt butter, and occupying handicapped seats on public transit. (See also: FUPA Fusion)

Denise: Why can’t I just settle down with a man and make a family? I’m getting too old for the single life.

Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.

Denise: I hadn’t thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!

Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!

by Powerqueef September 26, 2022

goatification

The process of turning something into the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

Winning this tournament is the end of his goatification. If he wins he will be the goat.

by tjerv January 15, 2023

Jetification

The act of a human being becoming ruder, and worse overall because of a person named Jet.

"I feel bad for Michael, he's going through Jetification"

by HighkeyJetificationHater January 13, 2025

gentrification

Like Replacement Theory in reverse, except it's actually real.

Thank God for gentrification, it's not like there aren't way more than enough white middle class suburbs in this country.

by Boston Dudeist February 22, 2025

Gentrification, gentrifUication, gentrificatioN

Gentrification, gentrifUication, gentrificatioN

Gentrification, gentrifUication, gentrificatioN

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Gentrification

An angsty dogwhistle used by culturally territorial locals to mean:
“I don’t like you because your financial pursuits are disrupting my hyper-niche neighborhood vibe.”

Often tossed around as if it signals some noble, systemic resistance—but more often just a melodramatic protest against having one’s narcissistically curated subculture overwritten by the inevitable Pareto dynamics of a free economy.

“Kayla called it gentrification when a developer replaced her crypto-themed hookah bar with condos—because her micro-scene of sea-shanty DJs and tarot nights was apparently sacred ground.”

by ThePopulistAccelerationist June 2, 2025