shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

shit and get

1. the act of hurrying and disappearing after preforming an action that one would not want to be seen or caught in the act of

hey here comes the police, time to shit and get!!!

by Tim L. in north Bama March 14, 2011

shit or get off the pot

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.

You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?

by jettafer30 December 23, 2005

shit and get

We need to finish what we are doing and move on.

A common phrase in the construction industry.

This building opens in one week, we need to shit and get.

by EOD!V November 15, 2013

get off my shit

A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.

Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill

Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.

DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.

Me: Dude, get off my shit!

by raven2006 October 11, 2010

to shit or get off the pot

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it

Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

by pascal lacour November 9, 2005

get that weak shit outta here

said in general dislike regarding something that is below one's standards; can be said to someone who really sucks at whatever they are trying to do

- aww shiitt, dat girl SUCKS at LIFE!
- i kno, right? she really needs to GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!

by Flying Pegasus January 22, 2008