gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.

"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

GERTS

Gay exclusionary radicalised Trans supporters

The GERTS harrassed the candidate as just another gay white middle-class republican.

by NYchap February 28, 2020

Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.

Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

Gert

Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.

Wow do you see that guy? -yesss that’s Gert

by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Gert

The name of a fucking legend who will give his all to the people close to him and not expect the same back… hands down a Legend and likes to call his friends a DOMNAAI

Gert!!! Come wash the fucking dishes

by Die penismeester November 22, 2021