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girthygobbler

-noun gurth-eegob-ler
1. Referring to the large penis (size) to hole (circumference) ratio in terms of width and length during inter coarse.

2. A stupid, silly, or obstinate event.

3. A stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

-adjective

1. how one person destroyed another person in sexual inter coarse.

2. describe a person in a negative and or positive way depending on the verbage.

Explanation of and uses of girthygobbler

In many cases in heterosexual inter coarse, the penis will make contact with the cervix in the back of the vagina, or the back of the throat in a woman who hasn't acquired the deep throat technique and yes, even anal. This is applied to all areas of sexual inter course and may even be adapted to bigger than average objects, statistics, events and yes even insults are more than welcome.

Correct spelling and suffix variations of girthygobbler

girthygobbler, girthygobblered, girthygobblers, girthygobblering, girthygobblin, girthygobblined, girthygobblered, girthygobblerless

Originally coined/created in Knoxville, Tennessee, 2007.
1. Ryan, Tommy and Rich just gave their ladies the girthygobbler destruction platter.

2. Becky just rode a girthygobblerless guy in the back of your moms car.

3. Layne just gave us a shat load of nasty stinky girthygobblers by leaving that quickly.

4. Kiffen just girthygobblered our football team and future program by leaving so abruptly.

5. John, that girthygobblin s.o.b. just lied.

6. A good girthygobblering cures all illnesses and goes great with chicken noodle soup and tomato soup.

7. I just girthygobblined/girthygobblered that ass.

8. Patrick thats one big ass girthygobbler.
by girthygobbler April 5, 2010
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Girthy

A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart
That kid is a mad girthy
by doin bred October 22, 2019
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girthy beef

A large girthy, thick and juicy penis. Resembles a nice steak
Bob: Give us some of that girthy beef Eden.
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Gerthquake

The feeling and/or sound that follows after a large person takes a tumble.
Our class lecture was interupted after we felt the gerthquake from our obese english teacher the floor above us.
by BDove March 22, 2011
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girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber
Damn, That is a girthy dick!”
by Kaylen1234567 November 6, 2017
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Holden Gerth

Men love him, women love him, everybody loves him AND his long shlong
You see that sexy mf over there climbing random shit? Gotta be Holden Gerth
by Whatisagoodusername December 8, 2017
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gershy

The Internets ideal of gershy, defined as combined cuteness and creepyness.
That thing is so gershy I just want to pick it up and fling it across the room!
by Gentleman Scholar December 25, 2007
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