toilet gagger

A crap so big that it will not flush.

I went to use the can but there was a toilet gagger in there and could not plant my ass over it.

by Deer Head Joe August 28, 2009

gauge

a very hot porn star

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

Gauge

A really sweet and kind guy who cares for you no matter what. if you end up dating a gauge he will make you feel like you're the only one in the world. He's also really good in bed with a big penis.

You really want to date a gauge

by Riley clarkson March 17, 2015

Gauge Queen

A person who likes to show off his or her stretched piercings.

Kyana is such a gauge queen!

by Pask January 30, 2006

pegging the gauge

All systems wound up beyond the safe limit; literally, the needle on an analog dial has gone right round the dial, so far round that it's hit the peg marking the Zero poistion from the back.

Also known as redlining.

"I got the job done, but I was pegging the gauge by the end."

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

Ear gauge

Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.

Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?

Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.

Guy 1: Eww *runs away*

by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009

Gauge Age

Guessing the age of someone online based on how they act or what they say.

hottiebabe_69: hey asl?
1337geek: You're thirteen, aren't you?
hottiebabe_69: OMG!!!11! HOW'D U NO?!
1337geek: Gauge age. e_e

by Imakoo April 7, 2006