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Palm Fisting

When one person goes in for a fist bump and the other greets that fist bump with an open palm.

This can either be on purpose or by accident depending on the situation,
"Dude i totally went to fist bump Mark and the jerk palm fisted me."

"I think he thinks i'm a poser.."

or

Guy 1: "I went to fist bump Joe and he went to give me a high five - Total Palm Fisting "

Guy 2: "Man he never knows whats going but hey at least he tries hard"

Guy 1: "Yeah nice guy, tries hard, bottom third.."

Guy 2: "Well he is good for a laugh.."

Guy 1: "Yeah and his sister is Hot :) "
by twinny22 November 20, 2009
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fasting

A cleanings way of de-toxing your body of unwanted stuff. Often misused by people who want to lose weight. Fasting isn't a good way to lose weight, It is however often used to cleans the body if used right. Allow me to explain. In some cutlers and even religions, Many people believe by not eating you are cleansing the soul of toxins. Fasting is only suppose to last 3-7 day's however many people go overboard with this thinking it will help them lose weight. At firsyes, but then the body begins to reganize the fast and will start storing fat in order to keep it from losing precision fuel. On other note, It causes your metabolism to drop down. Yes the way you eat can affect your metabolism and by not eating your metabolism will shut off. I've seen skinny girls who think they are fat and in order to lose weight they try and fast, but they often gain that weight back and it turns into fat. They keep on fasting and more fat added on. Until there body are messed up. Fasting is also a form of bulmia: (Many people think bulmia has to do with purging but this is not always the case. Many woman who are bulmia will fast for 1-2 weeks a month, Thinking it'll make them thin. They do lose weight but only muscle weight. (Muscle helps burn cal's and helps speed up your metabolism.) Fat does not, Fat just slows down the metabolism.

So ladies if you are going to fast, Think about this. Do you really want to ruin your body? Here's what fasting can do. (Only if its prolong and misused- Yes its often used to cleans the body of toxins but only if used right, By drinking juices or water for 24-72 hrs, then slowly ad food into your diet, This will keep your body from confonsion. If you are going to use it to cleans your body, only do this every 3-6 months to keep your body from storing fat. Also talk to your doctor about this, (I've done this and got my doctors ok.)Now the list of things it can do If misused. Head-acks Bloating/Stomach pains.Unwanted weight gain. Yo-yo diet (Going from weight to the next.)Dizziness and fainting Memories loss

And bad breath

And death-(Although this is rare, and only caused by those who really over do a fast.)

So ladies and gents is your lives/body really worth it?

If you want to lose weight fine, but please do it the right way.
Jane is fasting this month, Poor thing doesn't know its only hurting her body.

I fasted for 72hrs in order to cleans my body and I feel great.
by Mspuppetgirl August 1, 2007
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pringles fisting

shoving your hand deep into the pringles can to grab the final holy chip
-dude my hand is too fat to grab the last pringle
-just try pringles fisting it dude!!!
by bitch queen June 24, 2014
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Pumpkin fisting

testing ones strentgh by punching a large pumpkin hard enough to break through esssiantly "fisting" the object in simulation of the fetish sexual act
Dude he was strong enough that he was pumpkin fisting it!
by ghost psalm777 March 21, 2016
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Roman Bone Fisting

The act of a man and woman mutually fisting each other. The trick is for both people to have a loose bone in there asshole so there is a faint clicking sound.
Suzie and Jonathan have Roman Bone Fisting parties every night.
by ChetMaster12 November 15, 2010
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two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.
Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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fisting music

aah yes its about time I covered this topic, it's long overdue. If you have the right music playing while fisting it helps to create the ambience so that you can bask in the ambience and enter a fruitfull slumber. The music must have sensual tones and a good beat, I will give you a list of some fine fisting music:

mylo-drop the pressure
mylo-valley of the dolls
yello-oh yeah
armand van helden-my my my
bubba sparxxx ft. ying yang twins-ms new booty
dave dobbyn and the herbs-slice of heaven
muse-bliss
black eyed peas-my humps
infusion-love and imitation
aphex twin-window licker
naughty boy-phat beach
soul of man-acid punch(krafty kuts remix)
tv rock ft. seany b-flaunt it
paul van dyk-time of our lives
darren tate-prayer for a god(elevation)
stanton warriors-da antidote
azzido da bass-dooms night

I must note that only the mylo version of drop the pressure should be used, NOT the miami sound version, that is just pure crap and a disgrace to the original. The stanton warriors version is ok and would suffice.
If anyone can think of anymore, feel free to add!
once the fisting music is turned on we can bask in the ambience and enter a fruitfull slumber!
keep fisten! ooooohhhh yeah!
by aussie_fister September 8, 2006
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