Fump

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017

Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster July 10, 2016

Fump

A fat persons lump

Damn that bitch got a big ass fump

by The fump mask May 30, 2020

Fumped

Fucking Pumped

Guys, I'm REALLY fumped about the new Bieber album, it's gonna be lit!

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020

Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

A legend at Video Games and is a find handsome man.

The best player in this game is Fump

by anonymous June 20, 2021

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 19, 2022