Fumping

Having two electrical rods, one in ur urethra and another one in ur anus and them meeting in the middle and them shocking you.

"Fumping is my favorite thing to do during sexual activities"

by theyluvfumpo March 22, 2024

Impure Fump

An insult pertaining to people who act as though they are pure, but in reality they are a real hoe on social media such as: Snapchat and Instagram

Did you see her story; she is an Impure Fump

by DaBestHyoom October 6, 2017

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 19, 2022

Fump

A fat persons lump

Damn that bitch got a big ass fump

by The fump mask May 30, 2020

fumping

The act of bumping or shimming your butt against someone else’s—not in a sexual manner. This could classify as a form of greeting or in place of a high five or handshake. You especially want to fump someone attractive, like a celebrity crush.

“I saw these two guys fumping at the train station.”

by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024

Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.

I’m gonna FUMP her so hard

by Brayden Swan “998” May 29, 2018