Fudgepacker

A man who likes to help Willy Wonka in ways the Oompa Loomas just can't.

Fudgepackers never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

by Bobbert Bobbertsmithington October 9, 2008

fudgenuts

something you say when something goes wrong

Bob:Holy fudgenuts, I forgot my weed at home..

by BLAH October 1, 2003

fudge packer

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

Nail Fudge

When wiping your ass, the finger goes through the toilet paper or the paper misses the shit in your ass completely & you get shit under your nail.

The toilet paper failed & JOHNNY CAME OUT WITH NAIL FUDGE!

Also the new CARVEL CAKE "FUDGIE THE NAIL"

by 1Adam12 October 9, 2007

fudge dream

when you have to go the bathroom so bad while you are sleeping so you dream about taking a shit, and wake up in a bed of poo

Yo nigga, did you just have a fudge dream? you're stankin'

by 8 Ball Greaze January 3, 2008

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

fudgematics

The type of mathematics used when solving a formula correctly is too hard. Usually ends in a completely incorrect answer.

"Aw Crap! I used fudgematics on this question and got '3=7'"

by Jack Beynon May 12, 2007