Fauchsism
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo
He used a Fauchsism at my wedding reception.
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".
Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".
Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".
by Fox Milo June 16, 2008
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Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway
by J'adore UD May 21, 2010
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A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).
*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*
Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*
Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons
by Calibrix January 23, 2013
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by RFk1ll April 11, 2012
Get the Many fucks mug.To explain a situation where you are absolutely exhausted, and don't give a fuck about it no more. You're done and through with it.
"Don't talk to me, I give zero fucks about coronavirus/covid-19"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"
by TheRealest2828 September 2, 2020
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by Johnny Black ffs November 1, 2009
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