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Fruit Pig

A pink sweaty horrible creature originating from the Coventry area. The animal is interesting as it is 98% skull, very stupid and prone to random acts of violence often involving its bony head.

It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.
The second-line manager is a Fruit Pig.
by Detective Roly Dog November 25, 2011
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Fruin

A name given to a master of the sesh, they are a person who is known to take pleasure in helping their mates pick up and does not care as much for their own gains.
Friend 1 "what do you think of that bloke over there?"
Friend 2 "Oh he's an absolute fruin I picked up last week thanks to him"
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fruit beer

A Vodka Cruiser.

For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.
"Yea nah yea yea mate, we're gonna have a few fruit beers then hit the town later, might even get our dirty little mittens on bag if the opportunity presents itself"
by Engadine Maccas Toilets September 8, 2021
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fropi

Frozen pizza; a contraction of "frozen" and "pizza."
Damn, Tombstone makes a mightly fine fropi.
by AMcG January 23, 2008
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fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.
Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
by Daws February 28, 2009
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fruitcake

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)
"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016
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