The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.
Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
by Daws February 28, 2009
Get the fruit pastilles friday mug.1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)
"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016
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N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."
N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."
Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.
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Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.
Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.
The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.
Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.
The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.
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