freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.

-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden July 6, 2007

Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

by McDad March 18, 2010

Freestyle King

This one nice man that goes by the name of Juice FUCKING Wrld

Son : Dad who is the Freestyle King

Dad: Well son lemme tell you about this young king named Juice Wrld ...

by Loopise999 December 8, 2020

figureskater frustration

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.

Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.

by MrMorrison February 14, 2006

frustrading

(n) The act of exchanging one source of frustration for another.

I’m sick of sitting in traffic jams every morning. I’m thinking of frustrading to the overcrowded, unreliable train system instead.

by frustrader January 14, 2009

Frusterbated

Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.

or

adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.

Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.

Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.

Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!

by twiggiwig July 22, 2009

frusteresting

Something, or someone, that is very intriguing and yet at the same time very annoying.

1. The 11-car crash on the highway was very frusteresting to pass by on my way to work. I liked the carnage, but then I was late.

2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!

by freakingluckymagictruth January 19, 2010