serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories
Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.
by TooSick4U September 17, 2008
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Fer serious

To answer back to something that you can't believe
Boy-did you see that Britney Spears shaved her head?
Girl-Fer serious?
by K'lee March 01, 2008
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Serious Beans

The term used when being totally and utterly serious. Often times seen as srs bns and mistaken for srs bsns (serious business).

Sometimes srs bsns can be mistaken for srs bns when one is quickly and excitedly reading something they find interesting or amusing -- there is a very distinct difference between the two, so try to read carefully. No one wants to upset the serious beaners.
Okay guys, this is serious beans -- Sara Quinn randomly shows up halfway through Kaki King's music video!
by Gingie_Sandie_SrsBns October 06, 2010
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faux serious

1: I'm gay.
2: are you serious?
1: yea I'm faux serious.
by Pete Larson February 01, 2008
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Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.
Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious
by Lee Reid September 22, 2010
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serious relationship

Its when a female wants to stay with a male gender for a long time, possibly for the rest of their life.
Two people dating for 2 years and then getting married. Now thats a serious relationship
by MarryX September 27, 2009
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serious putty

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.
Man: Here is your birthday present kid
Boy: What is this
Man: I call it serious putty
*explodes*
by hehepoggeriscool January 21, 2021
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