The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
by Liam Trenow June 10, 2022
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 9, 2022
A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
by Ancient Albanian May 24, 2022
An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.
by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017
Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!
"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(
by Abby!27 December 16, 2010
A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.
Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021
1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)
1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more
by the hecks and fricks police August 29, 2021