flying dick fuck
When you run and leap with your genitalia out of your cloth and insert it into something not grounded
flying dick fuck by Ladomdado January 28, 2018
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take a flying liplock to my fuck stick
A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.
The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"
Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"
Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"
Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"
Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"
Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"
Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"
take a flying liplock to my fuck stick by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009
flying fuckfish
(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
flying fuckfish by papermachete November 5, 2005
What the Flyin' Fuck
exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.
When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.
Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.
Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!
Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!
Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?
Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!
Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?
What the Flyin' Fuck by The Big Bad One May 28, 2009
flying fucksicle
When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing
Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"
flying fucksicle by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016