flip-floppery

adjective/adverb/noun. 1)A word used by the Bush administration to describe the policies of John Kerry. 2)any verbage uttered by a hippie or any other person wearing sandals or hemp jewelry 3)the property of constantly changing sides or postion

Left: Bush is a warmonger!
Right: Cease your flip-floppery! Bush clearly avoided active duty in Vietnam! He's great at avoiding huge unnecessary wars!

by FUNK September 28, 2004

Flopper

Someone who can't handle their alcohol or drugs and as a result cause a dramatize scene at a party, kickbac, etc....

Dorian: Hey, have you met my flopping ass friend matt?
Philip: the one who we had to carry out of the party last night?
Dorian: yeah
Philip: FLOPPER !

by Feel-up November 28, 2009

Flopper

Someone who fails in a sexual encounter to to temporary impotence. Usually due to alcohol or nerves.

Person A: Man, flopped it big time last night
Person B: You flopper.

by Down_to_pound March 12, 2009

Transylvania Flopper

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.

"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"

by cgaines December 18, 2007

flypaper

Someone you can't shake off, even with the broadest hint like, "Go away." Usually someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, but sometimes a silent attention-puppy who parks in one of your chairs and stares at you.

Me: Help! Flypaper alert! Roberta has been running her mouth non-stop here for an hour.
You: Ha ha! Better you than me!
Me: Let's sneak out for lunch.
You: How?
Me: We meet in the men's room and wait until she attaches herself to someone else. Then run for the elevator.

by The Great Skullcleaver April 30, 2009

Dick Flopper

The receiver in gay male sex - the one who's dick is 'flopping' while the other man thrusts.

That dick flopper has been taking it up the ass since he was 19.

by Jamietta April 15, 2009

Flopper

A saggy breast. Found most commonly on older women or women with very loose skin.

"Look at the flopper's on that lady over there!"

or

"I took her shirt off and she had flopper's"

by King of Creech February 14, 2007