flarb

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

by just_me21 June 1, 2009

flobberknob

much like a numpty..a useless git...with the added rider that he can't get his pecker up

Don't be such a numpty ..you flobberknob!

by dame January 12, 2004

flarb pac

when someone is thin and they have like no muscle and it looks like a ""pack"" with their shirt on but its just flarb rolled over eachother

Alex: wow nice flarb pack nik\
NIK: ino rite its buetiful

by prawl July 6, 2011

Flobbly

A halfway cross between wobbly and flubber

Jennifer: "Hehe look at my thigh! it's so Flobbly!"

Joyce: "Haha that is so kool."

by CuteWordMaker June 26, 2012

flobbynobbydingdong

Climbing a tree, then subsequently having a wank and eventual orgasm in the tree.

"I had such a good flobbynobbydingdong last night, you should try it some day!"

"Damn! Katniss just did a flobbynobbydingdong mid-Hunger Games!!"

by bobbumder July 18, 2016

flobgobble

When someone that has a limp dick but still gets it sucked regularly.

She is going to the nursing home to flobgobble that rich guy that lives there.

by DmOnEy1511 September 14, 2017

FlobbyTobbin

When you don’t have to insert your penis in Girls vagina, and she still squirts numerous times. You just rub your penis on her vagina...

I can’t believe I really got off thAt many times from you FlobbyTobbin it!

by Simmerin is Settlin down July 15, 2019