flobots

flobots are an awesome band with songs like handlebars,rise,jetpack way better then lil wayne cuz they rap about real stuff and make it sound good one of the best bands

go out and pick up flobots CD'S

by chillinabout July 6, 2008

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Playing Footsie

To flirt with someone subtly by rubbing your feet against theirs. This is done usually in secret with other people present, popularly occouring at dinner tables, in church, and if you're nasty, a bathroom stall.

I couldn't concentrate on the conversation because I was playing footsie with that hottie the whole time.

by Justin Fuckin Bass February 18, 2009

footsac

Get Lost, Fuck Off, Go Away, Leave
(southafrican terminology)

Footsac, im' busy!
The police told us footsac, you cant skate here.

by Aasif November 1, 2007

Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.

Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."

by InRalphLauren August 15, 2015

floosey

A slut, Whore, Skank, or Tramp

Abra is such a floosey, she done the whole football team!

by Chaddywagon March 27, 2008